Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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