I can't watch pbs sober anymore
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
