..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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