Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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