Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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