One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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