Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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