You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Randomize