Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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