Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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