is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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