You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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