She is in my trunk
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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