in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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