I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
