Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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