My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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