he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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