We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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