Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
The best revenge is premature balding
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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