You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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