we're blogging at a bar
Yo dont text me then not text me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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