No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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