Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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