she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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