Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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