You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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