if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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