the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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