found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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