Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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