Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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