Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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