how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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