Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
We have so much sex to catch up on
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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