Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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