Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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