Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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