I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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