ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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