Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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