11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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