come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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