I puked a lego.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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