At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
True strength comes from lack of pants
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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