Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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