I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i permit you to call me
My brain says no but my pants say off.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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