Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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