How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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