I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
