Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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