I hope mine doesn't look like that
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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