in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Two words: blizzard sex
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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