I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Boobs are out for the taking
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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