What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I deserve this hangover.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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