We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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