They should really pass out barf bags in church
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We got so high we made milksteak
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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